The festive season!On Wednesday - December 30th, 2009 0:52:12 by raphael
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year from Noire! Lana and Raphael love you, and the resumption of Noire is the only present you will ever need! Be sure to have a fittingly surreal festive season - paint your nails with cheese, live on reheated Kate Morgan Meal Replacement Bars, and grow a giraffe in your bathtub. Also get moderately drunk and have lots of fun! Noire is taking no New Years break and the next update will be on Sunday the 3rd.